You Millennials amaze me. Y’all think you’re soooo slick. The Millennial cashier at Goodwill didn’t, for the life of him, know what a safety pin was. He thought it was “something you stick in a tomato.” A part of my envied his ignorance. I thought, Yeah, man, awareness IS a curse. Also, I’ll be 33 this year. Does that make me a Gen-X or a Millennial, or a Millenni-X? It doesn’t matter. Everyone is dumb, regardless of age. Even smart people are dumb in their own ways. Einstein was probably a dumb motherfucker.